Ranty McRantyness

I'm sorry.

I'm so sorry. 

(See what I did there?)

You are possibly not going to like this post. 

I just can't. Like seriously. I just can't anymore.

You've been officially warned. But there will also be funnies and there will be GIFs (obviously.)

...so it might be worth it.

WHY? WHY CAN'T PEOPLE JUST CALM THEIR TITS? LIKE SERIOUSLY.

You know how people post stupid shit on Facebook? Like the stupid shit where they take shots at a group of people because of their beliefs or who they voted for. That last one especially.

Especially when it's something like, oh, I don't know..

Only sub out Ohio State Grads (I have nothing against Ohio State, this was the first image result of what I was looking for I promise. I actually searched "I don't always talk to Boise State grads..." SERIOUSLY. I PROMISE.)

Anyways....Sub out Ohio State Grads for "People who voted for Obama"  or "People who voted for Romney" or "People who voted for Santa Claus."

OH. MY. GOD.

STOP.

STOP RIGHT THERE AND SHUT YOUR MOUTH BEFORE I SLAP YOU ACROSS THE FACE.

NO.

WE DO NOT GET TO DO THIS TO PEOPLE AND NOT EXPECT TO GET SHIT IN RETURN.

I have said this before, and I will say it again.

Who cares who I voted for? I don't care who you voted for. I still want to be your friend. But there seem to be people out there who really want to not be friends. Which makes me sad and prompted me to write this. 

Let's take a minute to imagine something.

What if instead of private voting booths, we just all met up in town on voting day and they said if you want to vote for this person go to that side and if you want to vote for the other person go to the other side. 

Think about it. Talk about the fastest way to lose friends like ever.

We don't do this, because there would be anarchy.

So can we please stop?

Please?

Because I want us to be friends, but I'm not afraid to slap a bitch.

In other news, I promise I'll start posting more. Funny things. Fo Reals.

:)